Oprah, Gayle, Tina... and Me?

We all know that Gayle King is Oprah's best friend. They talk on the phone every day, they take
cross-country road trips together, and Gayle inherits realty when Oprah's dogs die. I have a best friend already, and she's awesome, but... as awesome as Oprah?

I admit, I have a slight fascination with Oprah. She raises money for charity, runs marathons -- well, one marathon -- and made thousands of women realize they were wearing the wrong bra size. I'm not one of those women who subscribe to the Oprah Religion, but I will say when her show on the Secret aired, I made a dream board (don't make fun).

If anything were to happen between Gayle and Oprah, I would be happy to slip in as her new BFF. But, it looks like I might have some competition! Tina Fey has told Us Weekly, she'd love to have Oprah on 30 Rock: "I want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make it happen."

Tina, you may be famous, whip smart, incredibly funny, and make more money than I do, but well, hmm -- I guess you do sound better on paper. I can tap dance though. Does that make a difference?