Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Quick recap: Oprah in 10 words or less

Sadly, sometimes we go on vacation and can't keep up with O's activities. Who can?! The woman is efficient and prolific and has more assistants than God.

So, for your ADD pleasure, we give you a rundown of all the shows since we last posted in 10 words or less:

6 Feb: Self Help authors weigh in on The Secret.
(As an aside, which does not count in the 10-word limit, Louise Hay was on this episode! I used to listen to a tape of her voice when I struggled to sleep as a kid. I'm talking like 7, 8 years old--my mom was really into crystals and energy, and this was the 80s, people. I could hear Louise Hay saying, "If there is anger or fear in you, let it go." It all came back to me during this episode! I almost fell asleep in the middle!)

7 Feb: Peter Walsh helps fat family de-clutter, emotionally too. Breaks spoon.

8 Feb: Sperm donor babies meet dads, each other.

11 Feb: Nate copies Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, shamelessly. Wad up, Nate?

12 Feb: David Cassidy balding; Cosby kids got wider (Rudy's still cute).

13 Feb: "Suicide, Lies, Debt: A Suburban Nightmare"starring Suze Orman
(Note: The title in quotations is the actual official oprah.com name for this episode; I can do no better, but I had to add that Suze was involved.)

14 Feb: Valentine's Day, blah, blah, blah. Surprisingly average stories are told.

15 Feb: Queer Eye's Carson Kressley revives his career with naked women.

18 Feb: Horton hears Jim Carrey, Carol Burnett, Steve Carrell telling jokes.

19 Feb: Return to Oz: The Blue Man.
(Sounds like an L. Frank Baum novel, no?)

Yes, it's reductive and lots of these read like New York Post headlines, but we're all caught up now. Phew! (And don't give me any crap about the Cosby kids--you know I love them.)

2 comments:

ALEXA YOUNG said...

That's so Raven!

ALEXA YOUNG said...

Okay...I'm stopping now.